Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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DON"T READ THIS!

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I'm gay.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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SBB

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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