Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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