One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Caolan and Eamon

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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The WNBA

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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