Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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