- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

69

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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