Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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it was all Tagart

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Anti Joke

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