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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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