What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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jews

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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