- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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