Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Diarrhea

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What did the car do? CRASH!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Mooses

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Pickle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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