- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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