- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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