- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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