- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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