- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

The Princess is in another castle

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Chris is hairy

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What is 9+10? 19

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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