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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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