- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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