- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

123 f*ck off

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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