what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Eric is gay Ha

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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