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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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