Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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