- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

-knock knock! -doors open

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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