- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Women's rights

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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