Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Anti Joke

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