- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Women's rights

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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