what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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