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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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