- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why am I writing this...im bored

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??