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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Click here to end the world.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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