I'm homeless.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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