- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

drugs.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Your big dick.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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