- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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