person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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