What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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matt is fat

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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