What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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