- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Asian women drivers...

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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