Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What's one plus one? two.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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