How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

knock knock whos there? nobody

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Your mother is average.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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