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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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