800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

thumb_up thumb_down -3

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -3

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

thumb_up thumb_down -3

whats hairy and crys your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

identical jokes get different votes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops