A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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