What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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