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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Knock knock. Its open.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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