- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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