Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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