What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What's up? Your time.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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