- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

here's a joke... the american education society

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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