- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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