Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

the lemon was sweet.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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