- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Knock knock come in.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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