your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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