- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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