How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Democracy.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

what looks like a banana? a penis

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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