- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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