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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

what came first the chicken or the chips

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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