What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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