What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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