two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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