A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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