Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Women drivers...

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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PENIS

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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