What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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