WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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