- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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