- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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