Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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