- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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