Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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