- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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