- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

You know what's funny? A well told joke

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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