When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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rent a cops

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Rylan Clark

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Anti Joke

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