If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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