- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

guess what? bannanas

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