Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A seal walks into a club.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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