- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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