- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Ain't idn't a word.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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