- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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