- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

being sober in a bar fight

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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