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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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