why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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