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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Pickles are moist.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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