Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Click here for free sandwich.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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