What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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