so today i took a poop. hehe

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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a black man pays his child support

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Anti Joke

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