What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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