- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Democracy.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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