- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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