- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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