Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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