What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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