Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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