- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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