What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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