What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

lets bomb africa

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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