do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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A shark ate your mom

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Rebecca Black

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Anti Joke

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