what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Connor is homosexuaI

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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