What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Anti Joke

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