Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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