- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

A drunk guy walks into a car

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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