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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Knock knock It's open, come in

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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