Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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