What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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