Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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