God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

hi mom

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