- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

A women left the kitchen.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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