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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

I am dyslexic

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Christ is a conspiracy

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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