- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What fires shots? A gun

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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