- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

The WNBA

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

You know what's funny? Rape

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Caolan and Eamon

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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