XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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