Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Justin Beiber

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

what came first the chicken or the chips

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

BIG MAC'S

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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