Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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