- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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