- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

that wall over there ->

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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