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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

So a seal walks into a club.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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