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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Did you know? . You already know!

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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